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Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

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Tuck your knees into your chest in our boot cut stretchy dark wash denim (now only $39.99), and get ready to be fisted by a guy in a stylish cropped jean jacket ($49.99)!

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This has been my post-workout power move for years.

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Wait.. the guy from the Old Spice commercials died?? The one who played opposite Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?? Not Madea! No!!

R.I.P. Actual Michael Clarke Duncan.

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The only thing worse than being punched in the face is being told you look like a man.

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Celebrate Black History Month with these artists who either look, sound, or are black!

"Well in my defense he does sing about doing nothing all day." -Racist guy who made this ad

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"And now Literature for $1000. This novel, published in 1605, shares its name with the title's hero character."

"What is… Dirty Sanchez?"

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One of those belly flop in front of a huge crowd kind of days.

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Maybe it's just me because I work at Tosh.0 and am also a terrible human being, but when I see a steering wheel break off in the middle of a drag race, I want a result more exciting than the driver slowing down and trying to reattach that steering wheel.

Could you not have at least crashed into a wall?

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Oh, man. CLASSIC.

Who wants to be an anal surgeon? That lady.

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