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Somewhere, Whitney Houston is rolling over in her grave.
Oh wait…† Not quite yet…† She's probably still at the morgue.
Every day we see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Susie Hotstuph in response to Yeah, This Is Probably Exactly How It Went Down.
Tina Turner's real name is†Anna Mae Bullock.
Now you guys know how it feels.
I was too high to watch the Oscars.† James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.
Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.† (That's from James Franco's Twitter.† Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)
Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:
"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).
To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.† Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?
That's exactly why I didn't watch them.† Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.
Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!
That should… do… something…† [shrug]
Remember Zach Anner? The Internet campaigned to get him a show after seeing his heartwarming submission to Oprah's Search For The Next TV Star.
Well, he's back! And he's done some pretty great things in the meantime.
Watch this video for a reminder of how fun Zach is.†Or, for a reminder of how important it is to choose the right plastic surgeon. (Shots of Mickey Rourke's old face to come.)
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Today we look at TV Guide's interestingly worded description of an episode of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
And you decide:
Speaking of Oprah, the queen of talk sits down with Daniel in this week's episode. Tune in to see the juicy interview Tuesday at 10!
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