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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Tell Your Boss You Have A Tickle In Your Throat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 10:00AM

ditchinwork

Or as I like to call it, "whores playing hooky."

[via Break]

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Interesting Suggestion, E-Harmony

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

OK, which one of you is the doctor and which one of you is the lawyer?

[via Cherryplucker]

That Pastor Paul Is One Smooooth Talker!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)

[via The Chive]

My Real Name's Suzi

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

[via The Chive]

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I Wonder What I'll Find On My Security Camera

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 2:00PM

Hey, I'm looking to catch burglars, not Don Juans.

[via Izismile]

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Snorkeling Anyone?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

Behind the scenes at the long-awaited Free Willy porn parody.

[via say10]

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Uncensored- Chat With Sexpert Chicago Al

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2011 at 3:01PM

Tonight, Daniel gets sex advice from p***y eating expert Chicago Al.

But first, check out this full, uncensored version we're not allowed to show you on TV!

You're welcome, gentlemen. And you're really welcome, ladies.

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