oral sex

…Except cunnilingus.

[via Uber Humor]

OK, which one of you is the doctor and which one of you is the lawyer?

[via Cherryplucker]

I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)

[via The Chive]

This blowjob had no survivors.

[via Acid Cow]

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

[via The Chive]

Well, if I had a VAN, I'm sure I'd be a B.J. Champion too.

[via PhotoBucket]

They love having sex on camera.

[via WTF Digest]

Oh never mind, it's just a mole. I thought it was stick figure cum.

[via IMNS]

Also, do not use that much teeth.

[via Clearly Dope]

[NSFW]

The description of this video on Youtube is "Haha me and my mommy were bored so enjoy :D
Seriously I don't want to hear any criticism from any of you. Thanks."

LIKE ANYONE WOULD EVER CRITICIZE THIS. It is perfect.

Mother/daughter oral sex dance for the win.

[via Dlisted]