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Cucumber Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

Without question, the most shameful thing in this picture is that dude's sweater vest/Tommy Bahama shirt combo.

[via Uber Humor]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

This Valentine's Day, why not get your lady a robot space-dildo that will eventually replace you?

[via HuffPo Weird]

10 Cases Of Perfect Timing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The internet is a seemingly endless landscape of pictures you couldn't give two actual shits about. But in the midst of all the unnecessary baby updates and glamour shots of food you shouldn't be all that proud of having made, once in a great while, the stars align, and the perfect picture is born.

Thanks to a magical mix of timing and happenstance, we are gifted with everlasting photographs like the one you see above, offering a candid look at what happens when the homoerotic practices of the American fraternity meet a man made of Silly Putty (much love to the guy in the retro Dan Marino jersey, though).

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Sexy Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

This year's World Cup in Brazil will feature a slightly more erotic product line than years past.

[via Scrotum Coat]

So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 7, 2014 at 6:00PM

They call this move the "Boat Plow" because they thought the "Suck Your Own Dick Crunch" was a little too on-the-nose.

[via Uber Humor]

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