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Become An Organ Donor For All The Wrong Reasons

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 8, 2010 at 1:00PM

Come on! Becoming an organ donor is not your only chance to get inside her.

You could…

  • Become a surgeon
  • Become a gynecologist
  • Become a dentist
  • Turn into a condom, tampon, or Q-Tip
  • Turn into nourishment (preferably lettuce or water)
  • Tell her you're a casting agent

Or, yeah, you could become an organ donor. I just wanted you to know your options.

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