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In Hollywood, "diversity" means "including a British guy".

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I say we take back Angelina's Oscar, shatter it into pieces, and divvy 'em up among these ladies.

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And look, folks. There's no chance of a completely uncut spoiler alert because that would be five hours long, and… ain't nobody got time for that.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week Daniel did an Oscars Spoiler Alert (above)
• A guy failed at releasing an animal
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some vagina strumming
• A woman used a car wash to clean her behind in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel did a web chat with a bedroom weightlifter.

Leave it up to those sexual deviant liberals in Hollywood to push their pro-bestiality agenda!

Fun Hollywood fact: The reason the lion was roaring in the original MGM logo was because Clark Gable was having sex with it.

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On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.

It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.

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TOMORROW is the SEASON FINALE of Tosh.0!

Lots of exciting things happen in our final episode. We show you some of the best moments from the season, Daniel holds auditions for his replacement, and he throws his own hat in the ring to host the Oscars!

Call the Academy and personally request Daniel Tosh be named host then tune in to an ALL NEW Tosh.0 TOMORROW at 10!

I was too high to watch the Oscars.  James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.

Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.  (That's from James Franco's Twitter.  Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)

Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:

"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).

To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.  Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?

That's exactly why I didn't watch them.  Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.

Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!

That should… do… something…  [shrug]

We get it, James Franco. We get it. You think masturbation is art.

[via Vulture]