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That's What AAA Is For Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

Dave would tow his van home with bare feet on broken glass before he would let his friends know that he didn't know how to change a tire.

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bare feet

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The Thrill Of Victory

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

And the agony of being defeated by your dipshit tendencies.

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bike

cycling

fail

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finish line

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race

Bow Before The Master

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

When he tells his teacher "It was a yo-yo," is there any chance she doesn't assume his parents beat him?

[via Radass]

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face

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hit

hurt

impressive

master

ouch

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yo yo

Surprise, No One Loves You

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her friends and family can totally make up for it by adding a few more exclamation points to their Facebook "Happy Birthday" message.

[via Prickly Legs]

He's Heating Up!

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

I'd even watch the Milwaukee Bucks play if they introduced a flaming ball into the NBA.

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ball

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flaming ball

fĂștbol

ouch

soccer

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