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"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

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It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

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"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."

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Surprise, surprise- the most viewed show clip this year was centered around a nut sack.

Take a moment to enjoy Teabag A Mousetrap once again. I don't know about you, but I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.

Santa would help, but he's the one holding the camera. (And jerking off.)

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Or don't, and film it.

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Fine, I'll do the dishes. Geez.

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R.I.P. every third person in this compilation video.

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Last Thursday, we showed you Sexy Stripper Faceplant and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Glass, why you gotta be so clear?!

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