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'Okay We're Letting Go In 3, 2, 1…'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"It's fine, we'll absorb the impact with our brittle bones and love handles."

[via Imgur]

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fall

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move

moving

ouch

The Perils Of Rocking A Deep-V

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

deepv

His face isn't actually burnt. He's just THAT mad at himself.

[via Acid Cow]

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burn

burnt

deep

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ouch

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And He Didn't Even Place

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

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That medal is for bloodiest nipples.

[via Izismile]

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chaffing

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ouch

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run

runner

I Hate Harlem Shake Videos But In This One Someone Falls Into A Fire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."

[via I am Bored]

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fall

fire

flame

friend

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germany

Harlem Shake

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Do You Burn Easily?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

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burn

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match

ouch

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pink

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Kids Are Useful

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 1:00PM

"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."

[via Izismile]

The Most Viewed Tosh.0 Video Of The Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Surprise, surprise- the most viewed show clip this year was centered around a nut sack.

Take a moment to enjoy Teabag A Mousetrap once again. I don't know about you, but I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.

Tags: 

balls

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nut

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ouch

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Oh Don't Be Such A Scrooge

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

Santa would help, but he's the one holding the camera. (And jerking off.)

[via I Am Bored]

Protect Those Nads, Y'all

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 26, 2012 at 10:00AM

Or don't, and film it.

[via The Daily What]

Tags: 

balls

compilation

nut

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shots

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What's The Most Menacing Way To Cut A Banana?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Fine, I'll do the dishes. Geez.

[via Acid Cow]

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