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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

You Can't Wash Something Without Water, Obviously

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

For when you want your fabric interior to smell like moldy dog!

[via Break]

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Weekend Was Good? Nobody Broke Their Nose On A Curb?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Don't worry she's not hurt- she was already dead.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Wig Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

What a bunch of wiggers.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Wig Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 1, 2012 at 4:00PM

The carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes are made of carpet.

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[photo: Oli Scarff/Staff/Getty Images]

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Look Who's Bein' All Squirrely

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2012 at 2:00PM

He just smoked salvia.

[via LiveLeak]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Stuart Fast.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 4:00PM

This move is called The Invisible Couch

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]

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