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You could replace the word "chickens" with "my fans" and I swear to you, Daniel gave this exact same speech yesterday.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Oh, Sami Boi. Expect a visit from the FBI.

I don't want to ruin this by giving you any backstory. But if you're one of those people who can't just enjoy a free drink without asking what's in it, then fine.

Go here.

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Sure, you can splice a bunch of quotes together, taking words and phrases out of context, to make the Internet sound stupid.

But the Internet is not stupid.

To me, the Internet is a delightful place.  It would never hit on my sister, it's not owned by 50 Cent, and it is definitely not a collection of fax machines.

However, I do agree: The Internet is Christmas all the time.

What do you think the Internet is?

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