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Just checking to see if I'm still fat.

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He might run over your foot.

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I think it was an inside job.

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The good news is even if he loses his job as a teacher, he's already been hired to write for a new sitcom on ABC.

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I was as impressed as anybody when I saw the video above on Say OMG.  How'd such a fat guy get through such a tiny tube!?

But in researching the video, I found something very unsettling…

Turns out fat guys jumping through tiny pool tubes is a thing.

So I thought, with summer winding down, wouldn't it be perfect to present you with what I can only hope is the Internet's largest collection of "Fat Guys Jumping Through Tiny Pool Tubes" videos.

My apologies if you or someone you know is a fat guy that has a swimming pool and all of this is old news.

See 14 more videos after the jump…

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And you thought dating got tough later in life for normal guys.  Try being 50 and single with a mermaid fetish.

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More cushion for the pushin'… and for the sittin'!

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Every so often, a video of a fat kid falling over will go viral. But that's only every so often. Why should I have to wait for that to happen if I need my fat person falling over fix right now?

It?s easy to lose your balance when you?re top-heavy and have no muscle — which made it that much easier for someone to start a site all about it: Fat Kids Falling.

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Yesterday, Wired reported on a recent study about video game players.

"When you think of a hard-core gamer, do you picture a teenage boy battling his friends in World of Warcraft?" the article asks.  Well think again, says the study:

"The average gamer is actually a 35-year-old man who is overweight, aggressive, introverted and ? often depressed" (as can be seen above — a gamer pictured in his natural habitat).

So what are we to make of this?

Well, if you are a parent and you think your kid plays too many video games, relax.  At least he isn't an obese 35-year-old with a death wish.

If you're a teen wasting away your youth in front of a computer screen, take a long look at your "uncle" Paul.  It might be fun to battle him in Madden now, but keep in mind he doesn't live on your couch because playing video games earned him a life of riches.

And if you are a sad, overweight middle-aged man, well…  Maybe you can use the Tosh.0 community to set up a game on Xbox LIVE?