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Here are all 51 Miss USA contestants answering the question: "Should evolution be taught in schools?"

"I definitely think evolution should be taught in schools because evolution is science and science has done a lot of amazing things like give people the Internet so they can see how stupid my opinions are."

[via The Daily What]

This reporter asks, "How young is too young" for Botox?

The real question is "How many years do you have to be a parent before you qualify to be the worst parent ever?"

This little girl needs to worry less about her beauty and more about her brain.  For instance, has she learned about the concept of genetics??  Judging by her mom, she doesn't have much of a future in beauty pageants anyway.

[via This Is Freaking Ridiculous]

There aren't many more validating moments than this classic one from Miss Teen South Carolina.

She may not know anything about maps, but she knows there's a BRAND NEW EPISODE of Tosh.0 THIS THURSDAY at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!