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It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

They only give 8 digit phone numbers to people with the least fortunate names.

[via Break]

You know what they say: the quickest way to a man's heart is by biting his entire nipple off like a psychopath.

[via I Am Bored]

Ta da! She ruined her ribs. AND the substitute teacher's lesson plan.

[via Fail Blog]

If you say yes, you're going to hell.

If you say no, you're also going to hell. Because you're a liar.

[via BIOTV]

His wardrobe next season is cancer.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel redeems this guy who got pepper sprayed by spraying him again with pepper spray.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel talks skating with the kid who got run over in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel scrapes this skateboarder off the pavement.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

At least someone followed through on their promise to get some ass this weekend.

[thanks Carly]