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The best way to show you're happy for your friends while also sobbing from loneliness.

[via The Chive]

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Because Bob is a fucking perfectionist. Well fuck you, Bob!

[via FailBlog]

Last Thursday, we showed you "THE MOST STRANGE & INEFFICIENT WAY TO PAINT A ROOM!!" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "THE MOST STRANGE & INEFFICIENT WAY TO PAINT A ROOM!!"  Whoa with the ALL CAPS, man.  I realize you are angry metalheads, but let's chill out for a sec.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Joe Murray with his title, "Snooki want smish-smash."  It's funny 'cause I've never watched Jersey Shore but I guess it's still funny because you guys voted for it!  Congratulations, Joe!

Looking for the actual UNCENSORED version of Pricasso using his schlong to paint Daniel's portrait?

Of course you are.  Who isn't?

Not everyone wants to see such smut, so we've put it after the jumpwhere it belongs.  As you can guess, everything that follows is Not Safe For Work.  It's really not that safe for home either…

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Whoever made this video definitely agrees with Bob's stance on "happy little trees."

[via Dog and Pony Show]

P.S. THOUGH I SHOULD MENTION THERE'S BEEN TONS OF MASTURBATION ON THIS COUCH. I GOTTA GET MY ROCKS OFF SOMEHOW. AM I RIGHT?!

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This observation by Engadget surged on Digg last evening. See that guy in front of the white MacBook? His skin color is different on the Polish version of Microsoft's Business Productivity site. Well — all except for his hand. This is proof that MS Paint isn't exactly the best image editor.

[Engadget via Digg]

This week's unclaimed domain:

PaintMyHotDog.com

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That clever little witticism in dot com form is still up for grabs. We're just as surprised as you are.

Here are some potential uses for paintmyhotdog.com:

• An photo gallery of condiment art.
• An online "paint your own gift" store with ceramic hot dogs available.
• A blog of messy user-submitted sex stories.
• The homepage for a dachsund grooming service.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Last week's Unclaimed Doman, was purchased by Chris Martinez in less than 24 hours! So, act quickly!

[picture courtest of Mike Johnson]