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Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

This is the dumb shit people USED to like on the internet. Now they like THIS.

[via YouTube]

For the past two years, scientists in China have been working to reintroduce a female panda and her baby into the wild. This process includes wearing costumes to ensure that their environment is without human interaction. Yep, this is happening.

"These fucking humans. How long do we play along?" -Pandas

[via Buzzfeed]

"Alrighty then." -Jim Carrey

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You thought you got away with it, but kids talk, Purple Panda.

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It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.

Today I present to you This Guy. I'm calling him that because I have no idea what his name is.

This Guy actually made me laugh out loud. Way to go, Guy!

The jokes themselves weren't as funny as the part when he went off on Daniel. But since he's clearly a dick, he seems to be suited for the job.

If you don't want to be watching ThisGuy.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.

Pandas are adorable, but don?t think they won?t steal the shirt right off your back.

Stop that panda!  He's the Lincoln Park rapist!

He was caught climbin' in your windows and snachin' your people up, tryin to rape them.

Hide your kids.  Hide your wife.  And hide your husband.  He'll be rapin' everybody out here!!

[via The Daily What]

Is there anything funnier than watching endangered species nearly falling to their deaths?

Probably not.

Well, maybe a panda getting angry at the branch that broke that sent him nearly falling to his death.

But it enrages me to see this panda expend so much energy attacking an innocent branch.  It's not the branch's fault you've been hitting the bamboo so hard, Panda.  Did the branch tell your girlfriend to leave you resulting in your overeating and lack of exercise?  No.

Leave the branch alone, punk.  Clean up your life before you take it out on others.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Sometimes, the Internet gives you things you do not understand.

I did a lot of research to get to the bottom of this photo.  Luckily, the Los Angeles Times was able to help:

"Shaquille O'Neal holds a giant panda on his lap at the Panda Breeding Research Center in Chengdu, southwest China's Sichuan province on July 16."

There you go.  Simple enough, right?

Furthering my Shaq's research, I discovered via ESPN.com that the Cavaliers are paying the big man $21,000,000 to play basketball this year.

Somehow, I think that further explains the photo.  You don't see guys shoveling coal for $9 an hour hanging out with pandas.  You just don't.

Don't ask me who still shovels coal.  I don't know.

[via Skull Swap]