panties

Besides, do you know how hard it is to get McRib sauce off a skirt?

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Guys love chicks who can lift themselves 3 feet in the air.

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That exclamation point just barely hides his old, leathery boner.

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A production still from the creepiest afterschool special ever.

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Fun fact: These are slightly smaller than the average American's underpants.

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Because your Spanx are a little too slimming in that area.

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Shit.  I forgot to walk the dog.  Wait here.  I'll be back in like 30 minutes.

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In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.

Whadaya got for me?

Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.

Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.

The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.

We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.

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Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of an out-of-work clown.

Yeah, that's right, kid.  Nothing down there at all.  Move along now.

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