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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

No, My Torso Is Actually This Long

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This guy is either super cool or he just enjoys peeing on KitKats.

[via Acid Cow]

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Little Bit Of Coke, Little Bit Of Wild Cherry, Repeat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Nothing beats the heat like a cold beverage and some diaper shorts.

[via UberHumor]

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Sports Korner With Sam Jarvis

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 2:00PM

Pantsless baby at the top of the key. Back to you, Mike.

[via Deadspin]

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He's Single, Ladies

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

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If you have to shit your pants, you could at least have the decency to wear a belt.

[via Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Coachella, Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Coachella, Baby

What good is a boyfriend if he can't double as a stand, ya know?

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Wanna See Some Real Live Beast Dick? Be Our Guest

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 2:00PM

Weird that he lives in a castle but can't afford a belt.

[via CollegeHumor]thumbbeast

Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 12:00PM

What, you've never heard the phrase, "right shoe on your foot, left shoe in your pants"?

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Seems Perfectly Logical To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

Who doesn't take their pants off to pee? Oh. Boys don't. Got it.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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World's Worst J-Date Pic

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 11:00AM

What if I think Jesus is just OK? Will that get me some over-the-pants stuff?

[via Fail Blog]

What Channel Is ESPN For Babies Again?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

"What'samatter, does the cewebwity NBA team need a fwesh diaper?"

But let's be real: I'd rather poop my big boy pants in Houston and return home to LA, than never poop my pants and live in Houston.

[via Buzzfeed]

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