papa johns

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A grown ass man got stuck in a high chair and had to call 911. PS his friends left him there.
• This clip from HBO's Real Sex is one of those WOW moments. I've played it ten times already.
• A drunk angry guy cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend. Sound logic.
• Tobias Funke in The Shining. This scene still makes me want to pee my cutoffs.
• Girls in and around water is all kinds of sexy! Stay hydrated, kids.
• 'Follow me/Bring beer' sandals. I should say both of those things to potential suitors.
• Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet are- AHHHH.
• A Papa John's delivery guy was busted for delivering $40,000 worth of cocaine. Did he include the garlic sauce??
• Dharma eats spaghetti. Is the singular for spaghetti still spaghetti? She eats ONE spaghetti.
• Justin Bieber has 24 hours to claim his monkey, is definitely not going to.
• A dude rubbed his dick on some pepperoni in a grocery store because why not?
• Bonus Link: Mama June's portrait, which to be honest reminds me of Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet.

[photo via Gawker]

Minhee Cho's order from Papa John's came with more than their signature squirts-inducing garlic sauce.

Cho tweeted at her New York City Papa John's on Friday night after being handed a receipt calling her "lady chinky eyes".

?Hey @PapaJohns just FYI my name isn?t ?lady chinky eyes'."

Cho was quickly retweeted by hundreds of people resulting in Papa John's termination of the employee and an official apology from the company.

I'm waiting on Papa John's new ad campaign where they read her tweet aloud and then show their racist employees attempting to be less racist. "Oh yes we did… call her chinky eyes."

[via HuffPo]

I'm totally kidding. You better believe if I spend £500 on a fucking pizza I'm going to devour it. I am going to eat every last slice of Prince William's ham hair and I am going to love it.

Mmm… royal cheese boobs.

[via BWE]

Here's a fun little stunt I just learned on the Internet that you can try at home.

Actually, DON'T try this at home.  But it's still a fun little stunt…

According to a Redditorciting something done on 4chan, [Ugh.  Are these really my sources?  I'm embarrassed and will probably get fired.] yesterday, during all the "balloon boy" media circus, an anonymous mayhem-maker ordered a pizza under the name Richard Heene to Balloon Boy's address (the order is seen above — click to see the whole thing) and then waited for the delivery car to show up and took a photograph of it on the news (see the picture after the jump).

As if the world isn't crazy enough with attention-deprived dads lying about unleashing balloons containing one of their three children, now we have this.  I call it "pizzatainment."  And it's childish, and it's probably illegal, and for some reason it stand for all that is good with the Internet.

Again, you can check out the end result after the jump…

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