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That Is One Sexy Toilet Paper Model

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

"That's good, I just need a little more PASSION in the eyes."

[via Break]

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Bernie Peyton, Man Of All Trades

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 15, 2013 at 2:00PM

Sam, writer and toilet flusher.

[via I Am Bored]

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bear

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Do You Think She Needs To Wipe?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 5:00PM

I hope her roommates are compensated adequately.

[via Happy Place]

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Fan Favorites: Rock, Paper, Balls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 29, 2012 at 6:00PM

Not looped, but feel free to watch it as many times as you'd like, John.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Not The Best Time To Run Out of TP

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2012 at 5:00PM

If only they had the high toilet, they wouldn't get deductions for splash.

[via Reddit]

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LOL

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Oh, So It's Okay Then

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 27, 2012 at 1:00PM

The only thing worse than being punched in the face is being told you look like a man.

[via Izismile]

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Potential Crisis Alert

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Stop whatever you're doing, world. And fix this problem.

[via reddit]

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Woah, What Now, Newspaper?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2012 at 3:00PM

Find the best swimwear for your body and then take it off before you shit yourself.

[via BWE]

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newspaper

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Plain Donuts Are Just Bagels, An Essay

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 16, 2012 at 3:00PM

Same goes for you, bran muffins! You're just a GRANOLA BAR! A GRANOLA BAR!

[via I Am Bored]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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