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This video is called "World Record Paper Airplane Distance.mov."  Dot mov??  Slow down, poindexter.  Let's do what this person should've done before uploading to YouTube and rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was HunterDad Alexander with his title, "THIS IS HOW HAPPY I AM TO FINALLY BE OUT OF TOSH'S ASS!"  It's not funny though.  I did some additional reading on this video and I think the hamster may have been mentally impaired.  Shame on you, HunterDad.  Shame.  But congratulations!

I'm sorry, what were you saying? Couldn't quite hear you.

My boyfriend was busy showing me he cares.

[via Chive]

Maybe this was done on purpose. Or maybe Rick Astley and God are just that interchangeable now.

[via The HD]

Ask me again after they find that rapist.

[via I Am Bored]

"Why does this always happen when I go out?!  I swear at home I get the toilet paper in the bowl 80% of the time."

[via I Am Bored]

One time my school did a How To Save The Dolphins project.

We wrote the whole thing on fishing nets and then we cast them out to sea!

[via I Am Bored]

I went through the same thing with my laundry.  I no longer separate my whites from my colors.  It just felt wrong.

Is all of my underwear pink now?  Yes.  But am I a better person for it?  Of course.

[via EPICponyz]

So, um, outside of the escalation between academic cheaters and their teachers, um, what else escalated?  Like maybe with hippies?

You haven't given me enough here; I have to write 2 pages.

You should know that.  You assigned the paper.

[via Reddit]

Whether you've earned your degree from Phoenix online college or Harvard, you've earned a BRAND NEW EPISODE of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!

Via CreativeCloud, we find some interesting statistics about "If You Printed The Internet…"

As the above stat informs us: "If you printed the Internet, reading it would take 57,000 years, 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, non-stop."

Unfortunately, CreativeCloud doesn't cite where these statistics came from, so we have no way of knowing what the hell they are talking about.  I mean, think about these factors…

• How long does it take to "read" a picture with the word "FAIL" superimposed across it?
• Are we including vlog transcripts or would I just have to read the descriptions?
• Would I be forced to read the results of all of the world's fantasy football leagues?
• Can I use Google Translate to read foreign web pages?  (If I had to translate by hand using a dictionary, that could really slow me down.)

As you can see, CreativeCloud's assertions are questionable at best.

Plus, everyone knows the Internets aren't for readings, they're for lookings!