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I hate when Dad drives me to school. His car is SO shitty.

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Nefertitty.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

For perspective, those hearts are actually placemats.

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Had a blast at this year's My Nightmare Parade! Only peed my pants twice.

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This horse was immediately put down.

[via Arbroath]

As the great Ginuwine once said, "If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony."

[via I am Bored]

Here's the bad news for Rene Montez's wet dream: we don't have the "ottomon humping" clip available in our archive.  If you want to see the original video, go here.

But Rene's loss is your gain, Emily.  Enjoy "Cops Dancing."

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"Oh, what Giants player do I want to see? I thought you asked what player I've slept with had the most giant dick. Woooo! Go Jets!"

[via The DW]

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer just cannot catch a break.

(Skip to 1:10 for the horror)

A horny horse significantly ups the fun factor at a parade.