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'Over There Seems Like A Great Burying Spot'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Terrible. Everyone knows you're supposed to hold them by their hair.

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Parenting Is Really Hard, Okay?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

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You've reached a new low when you're about to beat your child with a hot dog.

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Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

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Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

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What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

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Being A Single Parent In The 21st Century Is Tough

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

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You Know, We Could Just… Leave Him Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 1:00PM

"We could paint the house a different color, change the locks, and who knows, maybe start having sex again?"

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Parenting Is All About Showing Them The World

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

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He Can't Wait To Be Wrapped

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

They didn't poke air holes in the box so Baby, don't poop.

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First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

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