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'Over There Seems Like A Great Burying Spot'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Terrible. Everyone knows you're supposed to hold them by their hair.

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Joking Aside, I Never Wanted Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"And that one's for ruining your mother's figure."

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SAY IT LAUD, SAY IT PRAUD

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

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IS SHE AN ONNERS STUDENT?

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

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Lunchtime For Mommy

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

FUN CHALLENGE: See how many times you can watch this until you vomit into your co-worker's mouth.

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Eight Ball, Corner Pocket, Terrible Father

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Looks good from my angle."-baby

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You Know, We Could Just… Leave Him Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 1:00PM

"We could paint the house a different color, change the locks, and who knows, maybe start having sex again?"

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Time To Learn A New Word, Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

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First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

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#ShittyBabyNames

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

This kid is gonna have so many Twitter followers, and even more bullies!

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