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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 15, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Daily of the Day]

DJ 'Who Needs Cables?' On The Ones And Twos

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2013 at 8:00PM

Remember that time Paris Hilton was a DJ? She's still the worst, but at least we have a contender.

Looking for a terrible DJ that actually hooks up his equipment? Check out our Web Redemption of Bad DJ.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You had us at "In bed."

Funny Tweets to the Famous

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 5, 2010 at 2:00PM

It's been awhile since we featured a single-serving Tumblr blog.

But I like the general premise behind "httFp" — which, as they describe it, is a "collection of Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Famous People."

I should start one of these called "HTTDT" — "Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Daniel Tosh."  Except instead of "hilarious," the tweets are better described as "idiotic," and instead of "by unknown tweeters," it's "by all of you."

So it would be "ITTDT."  And there's no reason to start a Tumblr blog about it, because 100% of the tweets directed @DanielTosh are idiotic, so you can just check the Twitter search.

Don't believe me?  Let's just pick the first one that comes up…

brzathebeef: @danieltosh wanna hit it from the back?

Point proved.

[via TDW]

UPDATE: Paris Hilton Tried To Stash That Cocaine In Her Vajayjay

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 2, 2010 at 1:00PM

According to a totally legitimate and not at all fake source, Paris Hilton wanted to use the bathroom before talking to police because was trying to stash coke in her vagina.

"She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest."

So what. Big deal. If you recall, Paris thought that cocaine was gum. And who wouldn't hide their last pack of Trident in their no-no part?

If you keep gum out in the open, everyone else will see it and want a piece. And then all of a sudden you're the Spearmint Santa Claus and you're passing out strips to the whole room.

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