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"I don't know about pounds but in geese I can do like, one."

[via Imgur]

"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

[via It Makes No Sense]

So come on down to "How I Feel About Your Kids" State Park! Just off exit 86 on "You Should Have Worn a Condom" Freeway.

[via Izismile]

I have the same sign in my bedroom. Keep it simple, gentlemen.

[via IHC]

Hey look — a bitch playing with her bitch and a bum playing with his bum!

[via Happy Place]

No.

[via BWE]

You're doing it wrong.

Previously, going to the beach with Grandma.

[via IAB]

I'm not afraid to admit when a part-donkey, part-horse is more skilled than me. But to be fair, that's his job. He has to do it well.

Usually I'm just winging it on my street. And no one is threatening to shoot me in my head if I fail.

I guess you could say my efforts are a little more HALF-ASSED.

Get it? Get it?

[via HuffPo]

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"See!  I told you that's where we parked it!
In the middle of the ocean!"