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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Kid, You Just Broke The Nerd Barrier!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Next stop: 20 years in the future, where hopefully I've kissed a girl."

[via Izismile]

Thanks, But… I'll Just Have My Infant Do It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

Joke's on you, creepo. I only get into vans offering candy.

[via FailNation]

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13

creepy

hair

haircut

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thirteen

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I Know This Looks Bad

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 6:00PM

Don't worry, the kid I stole this from has been dead for months.

[via The Chive]

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baby

beer

booze

drinking

keg

kegger

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stroller

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Proud Members Of The Witness Protection Agency

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 27, 2012 at 5:00PM

Thankfully, no one in this town waters their lawn.

[via The Chive]

Whatever You Say, Buddy

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

Similarly, I own a replacement foreskin that says "Not Jewish."

[via Izismile]

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beetle

car

gay

not gay

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volkswagen

yellow

Goose Parking

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

This parking lot is a metaphor for the Internet today.

Look at this goose in the one wet spot!

It's been fun, guys.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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animal

Goose

parking

parking lot

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Mind If I Leave My Car Here?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 21, 2011 at 5:00PM

Awesome. Thanks.

Mind if I leave my passenger here? I think he's dead.

[via tastefully offensive]

M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending of the Week – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 13, 2010 at 5:00PM

You totally didn't see that coming! You're all like, "Why am I watching this skateboarder? Ahh! Bruce Willis is a ghost???"

[via TBT]

Video Breakdown: Karate Kid vs. Gangsta

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 8, 2010 at 1:34AM

A brawl is not a brawl until someone busts out martial arts.

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