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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

"Whoa, how'd you DO that?" – a really stupid kid

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Russian Brick Head (above)
• Fat Kayak Lady
• Truck Save Ejection
• Vagina Scratch and Sniff
• Egyptian Parkour Fail
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Pie Eating Puke
• Slip n Slide
• Cewebrity Profile raw clip: Feet Eater: Tisha UnArmed
• Help Me, I'm Dying
• Hunk Show Wrestling
• Canadian Kung Fu

Tonight, Daniel gave you a look at the Tosh.0 office's "hardcore parkour" routine.

Want to show us your own 30 seconds of hardcore parkour?  You can upload your videos here.

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives the girl who tried parkour another chance to get from A to B.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Also, he's better at getting naked in midair.

Not counting the time you mooned everyone while jumping into a pool.

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And he's REALLY good at picking his nose.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Truer words have never been tweeted.

Or maybe he's just reenacting his favorite Web Redemption.

Ha, Horse. I liked that one too.

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