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Mario Found The Secret Viagra Mushroom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

This raises a serious question. Who has the bigger penis, Mario or Luigi? Leave theories below.

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Face Of The Party

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

Nothing caps off the happy birthday song like a well-timed money shot.

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To Virginity… And Beyond!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Judge all you want, but when was the last time you enjoyed anything this much.

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Table For One Awesome Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You take as much time in Chico's as you need, honey. I'll just hit the food court and get blind drunk."

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That's An Impressive Toe

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

The "Fighting Camel Toes" from Central Florida Tech Community College is hands down the best mascot in the NCAA.

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Freedom Isn't Always Great

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

Martin Luther King Jr. had nightmares sometimes too and this was one of them.

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