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"Okay fine, ONE more photo before I wipe."

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We're posting this for the 4th year in a row because a) why break tradition & b) I miss you, Dad.

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I'd make out with anyone who thinks I'm the hottest one at a party.

As the great and powerful Daniel Tosh once said, "There isn't a girl in here that wouldn't like to go home tonight with a blue ribbon on."

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"Your party won't bring my parents back."

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Don't worry, balloon maker. You're still not as stupid as anyone buying party favors for an infant.

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Idiot. Everyone knows Canola Oil is for partying.

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You ever go back to your alma mater for a football game, and realize that everyone looks super young?

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Okay so it's between All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Too Fast Too Furious.

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What's ironic is that all the girls with baby faces go to Creepy Old Men nite club.

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Luckily she carried around that egg without breaking it for three whole days.

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