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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

Ravioli Race

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spagetti.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeffrey Biers.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ravioli Race

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ravioli Race

I wouldn't barf if I were you, dude. That's just more sauce to deal with.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Dave Kotinsky/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Ah, The Tuesday Special

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

"We're out of Kraft Mac and Cheese, but would you accept Mac and Kraft Cheese?"

[via Fail Nation]

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Who The Heck Is Ordering Dominos For Lunch?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

[via After 12]

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Boobs Are Great, But If Only There Were A Way To Eat Them…

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

Chef Boyardee has been acting weird since the divorce.

[Via Acid Cow]

Make Your Own Effing Pasta. Mommy's Getting Laid.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2012 at 12:00PM

Dad, you've got something on your cheek. Wait.. I didn't make cream sauce..

And yes, this is a real commercial.

[via Devour]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 1, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 26, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way."  I coulda saved this amazing video for something else, but since you all whined like little girls about last week's video, I'm doing you a favor.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Speaking of last week's video, the winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was The Ripley with his title "This 'hot chick sucks off a dog' video is not what I was expecting."  It just barely beat out the 2nd place tite, "fuck you mike."  So this week, congratulations to me for not getting fucked.  Thanks, guys.  Know that I hate you all.  Congratulations!

[via fuckyounofuck.me]

Who's Hungry?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

Try it with red sauce!

I'm talking about marinara. Come on, you guys are gross.

[via Chive]

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He Commented What We're All Thinking

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 10, 2011 at 1:00PM

Hopefully just one, because I'm only cooking for your mom.

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