pedophile

If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

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What's next, my uncle peeing on a fire hydrant? (Get it? Because my uncle molested me.)

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Christmas isn't the only thing that's just around the corner.

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Sometimes you have to look back on things from your childhood with adult eyes before you can fully understand them.

Like, why were you always afraid to watch The NeverEnding Story? Why did your friend's step-dad compliment you whenever you wore a dress? Why did the neighbor want you to swim at his pool even though you had a pool at your house? Why did Mr. Smith have to give up his teaching position in the middle of the school year?

These are just hypothetical questions. But you get the idea.

[via College Humor]

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There it is. Now you've seen it.

No more entries will be taken for creepiest thing ever because we've already found it.

Don't bother sending in that video you made of a clown eating a baby. You know, that video you made. Well, it's not creepier than this.

I'm going to douse my eyeballs in Purell now.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Pedobear is one of the older memes on the web, well known for lusting after the sexual favors of minors.  He's a pedophile bear: It's not that deep.

Many people are against Pedobear — for reasons that are blatantly obvious – which, in return, fuels his support in the sick, alt-culture that is the Internet.

Now, it appears, those who want to bring their support of pedophile bears into real life can pick up this Pedobear Hoodie.  It does the triple duty of making you the envy of your friends, confusing anyone over the age of 50 and clearly defining you as a target for law enforcement.

And it makes all your molestations so much funnier!

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