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Thanks For The Heads Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

Telling a drunk guy where he can't pee is like feeding a gremlin after midnight.

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Hehehe

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's SO hard to change his diaper.

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Whatever You Say, Hole In The Floor

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

I just had a run-in with an uptight prostitute with the exact same rule.

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That's No Way To Treat Chicken Strips

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

I always opt for honey mustard as a dipping sauce but I've never tried random pee splash. So I can't knock it.

[via The Chive]

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10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post