peeing

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

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Look, if you have to walk to the restroom, my advice is don't even bother.

[via The Chive]

Anyone else bothered by how unbothered the kid looks?

[via Acid Cow]

"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

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He wouldn't get away with it if they'd finally pass a law against doin' bro stuff in public.

[via Reddit]

And you thought your depressing life was reason enough for binge drinking…

Well, in the not too distant future, you may look forward to extra trips to the restroom as a chance to participate in this competitive urination game.

Yes, you should be skeptical of anything that aims a "sensor" directly at your junk.

And you have to ask yourself, "Can technology really improve upon the good ol' fashioned sword fight?"

Still, the only real harm I see in this is the harm you'll cause your bladder by holding things in when attempting to top your high score.

Here's hoping they make a version for the iPad.  I've been looking for a good excuse to piss all over everyone's iPads.

[via VVV]

What dad brings his little girl into the men's bathroom??

Next time just find a stranger who is willing to wait with your daughter outside.

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