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Wow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

nohands

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

[via Izismile]

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Well, Your Political Career Is Finished

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 5:00PM

SEGWAYPEE1

Look, if you have to walk to the restroom, my advice is don't even bother.

[via The Chive]

Eh, Ya Seen One, Ya Seen 'Em All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Anyone else bothered by how unbothered the kid looks?

[via Acid Cow]

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When In Rome

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

[via Acid Cow]

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Pee Prank

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

He wouldn't get away with it if they'd finally pass a law against doin' bro stuff in public.

[via Reddit]

The Urinal Video Game You've Been Dreaming Of

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

And you thought your depressing life was reason enough for binge drinking…

Well, in the not too distant future, you may look forward to extra trips to the restroom as a chance to participate in this competitive urination game.

Yes, you should be skeptical of anything that aims a "sensor" directly at your junk.

And you have to ask yourself, "Can technology really improve upon the good ol' fashioned sword fight?"

Still, the only real harm I see in this is the harm you'll cause your bladder by holding things in when attempting to top your high score.

Here's hoping they make a version for the iPad.  I've been looking for a good excuse to piss all over everyone's iPads.

[via VVV]

His Daughter Learned a Lot Today

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 2, 2011 at 1:00PM

What dad brings his little girl into the men's bathroom??

Next time just find a stranger who is willing to wait with your daughter outside.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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This Week's Viewer Video: Carrot Bluetooth

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 1, 2010 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to DinoBrite, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Carrot Bluetooth", check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

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