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Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

[via Barstool]

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

And by the way, one of you is getting an "F" for ball symmetry.

[via The Chive]

I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this vagina vigilante is getting a CeWEBrity Profile so hold onto your "penus."

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

I didn't know Liberace's house had a pond!

[via Break]

A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.