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Even this kid's sweat is pure masculinity.

[via It Makes No Sense]

At least we know that if and when the robots take over they might be hilarious.

[via Geekologie]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Funny TV freeze frames. I feel like I'd love to be attacked by Cheetos.
• Semen is the newest superfood. Let me know when Odwalla starts selling it.
• This 2Chainz freestyle is… well okay it's bad.
• 7 wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. Who says trailer park weddings can't be FANCY?
• Here are the Miss USA competitors. Helllllo Miss Alabama!
• Steven Seagal dancing. When is he going to pull out weapons and go beast mode?
• A penis drawing robot! If there's one thing we need a robot to do in 2013, it's draw a dick.
• Hot blondes, who certainly look like they're having more fun.
• 20 celebs on Vine. Snoop Dogg's wake and bake is obviously the winner.
• And another Mister Rogers Remix. You just can't have too many.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

[via Barstool]

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

And by the way, one of you is getting an "F" for ball symmetry.

[via The Chive]

I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this vagina vigilante is getting a CeWEBrity Profile so hold onto your "penus."

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!