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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

chode

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

balls

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hairy

penis

shirt

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Cool Tattoo. I Like The Veins.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

dicktattoo

He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

[via Barstool]

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bad

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tat

tattoo

veins

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I'm Totally On Board With This Idea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

donuthead

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

[via Transformer Ivan]

Tags: 

advice

cock

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Sex

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Yep, High School Was Rough

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

wangdong

You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

Tags: 

cock

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dong

funny names

name

names

news

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wang dongdong

Friday Is Penis Chair Appreciation Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 3, 2013 at 1:00PM

penischair

And by the way, one of you is getting an "F" for ball symmetry.

[via The Chive]

Time To Get Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

dickpool

I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Tuesday's CeWEBrity Profile: Pussy Power

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this vagina vigilante is getting a CeWEBrity Profile so hold onto your "penus."

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!thumbpussypower

Just A Penis Swan. Nothing More, Nothing Less.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

penisswan

I didn't know Liberace's house had a pond!

[via Break]

Tags: 

penis

swan

Tryna Catch Me Ridin' Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

dildobike

A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

Make New Friends

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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