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Can't Wait For Christmas Morning

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.

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That Was A Fun Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 10:00PM

Cheer up. Your face could have very easily been the anus.

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Time To Get Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

I've been a lifeguard at this hotel since you were swimming around your father's pool.

[via Acid Cow]

Taiwan Has Penis-Shaped Corn Dogs

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

[via IAB]

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