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Happy Easter, Bunny With Dicks For Feet

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

More like res-Erection! LOL I get paid to do this.

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I Am Literally Sweating Balls Right Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

My personal trainer says my dick needs to be bigger.

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Hahaha, Get It?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

"It's funny cuz my dick is like, aggressively tiny."

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Any Ladies Care To Shovel My Dick?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."

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Eh, Ya Seen One, Ya Seen 'Em All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Anyone else bothered by how unbothered the kid looks?

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The Trick Is Not To Clench

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 12:00PM

From what I've read, queen bees don't usually nest in taint.

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Uhh, YOLO, I Guess?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

This is the best looking "finger that looks like a penis" that I have seen in at least an hour.

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Have You Met My Associate, Balls Hurtington?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

They only give 8 digit phone numbers to people with the least fortunate names.

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SpongeBob BiggerDick

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't worry, that'll happen when you're 8.

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What A Misogynistic Activity Book

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

I know a guy in Chinatown, sells 'em 4 for a dollar.

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