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That lamppost was placed there by a giggling fourteen-year-old boy.

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It's called courtesy manscaping, Leonardo.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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I wish my fish were this thick. :(

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He is allegedly available for children's birthday parties.

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Is wearing a John Kerry mask even cool anymore?

[via Poorly Dressed]

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

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What is blowing your load?

[via Vidiload]

FACT: a butterfly tramp stamp is nothing without cum antennae.

[via Izismile]

The brioche at that bakery is always hard.

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[photo: MIGUEL MEDINA/AFP]