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Cute Couple

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

Sarah also has a tramp stamp that reads "Joe's Poop Tunnel of Love"

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Hard Work Pays Off

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

Big props to all of you who had "self suck" as a New Year's resolution and are still working toward your goal.

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Sandwich Envy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Their most popular sandwich is the Jon Hamm and cheese.

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Blissfully Unaware

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's not her fault that the balloon guy the school hired only knows how to make elephant dicks.

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Making Dad Proud

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

Sure, you ladies can play cock-ring toss but I wear one plastic vagina around my neck at a bachelor party and everyone thinks I'm a "serial killer."

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It's A Pouch … For Your Penis

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 30, 2014 at 8:00PM

To be fair mint green is unflattering on most anyone.

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