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Still not as phallic as any balloon animal a clown has ever made.

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel learns all there is to know about dick smelling in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

It's hard to catch a wave on that thing but it'll be easy to catch the herp after all the dudes see how freaking sweet your board is!

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"I know you have your heart set on being a waitress, but let's start you off in the kitchen and see if you're really Ruby Tuesday's material."

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He's working on the design for a new transit system in San Francisco.

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These pants covered in all kinds of penises are available for both men and women here.

It's one thing to be dressed like a dick. But it's a whole other thing to be dressed in dicks. That's fashion at its highest.

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Did you spend enough time with your mom to remember why you moved so far away?

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North Korea's second attempt doesn't look too promising.

We received nearly 2,000 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

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You got a lot of balls coming here dressed like that.

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