penises

"Tomorrow: Do men prefer tight vaginas or big floppy sad ones? Find out at eleven!"

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"He asked for an eagle but hey, you only live once!" -Tattoo artist

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Penis.

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…replaced by the message above.

Just think of all the penises that are going unseen right now!

Oh, the humanity!!!

For the time being, I'll have to resort to my old method of meeting strangers…  dark alleys.

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Contrary to popular belief, Chatroulette is not just a bunch of dudes masturbating on their webcams.

Think the above image looks like it's a photo of a model wearing a cardigan covered with penises?

Well, then, congratulations!  You are very astute at seeing cardigans covered with penises.

When Daniel began making a big deal about his switch to cardigan sweaters at the start of our new episodes, we assumed he'd be creating a giant new trend, but this is taking things way too far.

Agent Provocateur is selling these filthy cardigans (and fulfilling the promise of their name) for $500.  Yes, $500.  I believe that's even more expensive than getting real penises all over your cardigan.  (Don't ask how I know that.)

This article of clothing is so ridiculous it's gaining buzz on both fashion blogs and more general blogs of crazy Internet finds.  Apparently, on the web, the best way to get crossover promotion is to create the most absurd sweater you can think of and sell it for exorbitant prices.  Might I suggest some sort of clitoral-covered v-neck?  You shouldn't be able to buy it; It should only available for barter with Faberge eggs.

Or you can just stick to checking out the latest in non-pornographic cardigans on upcoming episodes of Tosh.0.  It's on Comedy Central.  On Thursdays.  At 10pm/9c.  Have we mentioned that recently??

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