people

"Yep, I work with some real turds."

[via Acid Cow]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

This is going to make the PERFECT lullaby for Kim and Kanye's baby.

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[via Videogum]

And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"

[via Uber Humor]

To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.

[via Barstool]

You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.

(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)

[via Blame It On The Voices]

"Good bout."

"What?"

"GOOD BOUT, Ernie. I said GOOD BOUT."

"Could bow?"

"Just shake my hand."

[via The Chive]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

"Hopeless" is kind of a harsh way to describe Ireland, guys.

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[via Video Bash]

Pee. And spicy tuna farts.

[via Video Fantastica]

Watch this on repeat until the clock strikes 5.

[via The Awesomer]