"Yep, I work with some real turds."
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And I wanna be like, "Gram it's 2013! I have chestnut friends, peach friends… even a couple cinnamon friends!"
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To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.
You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.
[via Poorly Dressed]
Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.
(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)
[via Blame It On The Voices]
"GOOD BOUT, Ernie. I said GOOD BOUT."
"Just shake my hand."
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