people of walmart

Now 20% bigger than other leading children.

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Luckily no one at that Florida Walmart can read.

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You know you're stylin' when your ass crack is part of your outfit.

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If you're looking for a bra, go to aisle 7. And then walk past it into the warehouse where we keep the forklifts.

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Whoa.  You were "horrified"?

Maybe you should spend less time thinking about yourself and more time thinking about showing courtesy to others.  Or maybe you should spend a lot more time thinking about yourself and realize you look ridiculous walking around like that in public.  The differences between self-confidence and dignity can be subtle, but they exist.

However the story ends on a happy note: She says she'll "never shop at Walmart again."  That's one terrible Walmart customer down, millions to go.

By the way, Molly Blancett, you can wear that black bikini top in my Walmart any day.  Rawr.

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"I wanted to demo the product in the outfit I'll be wearing when I use it." -That lady

"But they told me I had to keep my bra on." -That lady, too

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I see Mike's My Dick Smells Like Chapstick Guy and I raise him Leg Rests Guy.

More disgusting? Maybe. More generous? Definitely.

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Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I BE buying any more Mountain Dew?!?!?

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This "People of Walmart" picture has been floating around the internet today and it's great — except they're not in a Walmart*! Sure it's shocking, and after seeing it you will never erase the image from your mind, but it's not in a Walmart*. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole point of the blog is to capture weirdos at Walmart*, not start picking on people at a bank.

Hey, if you're going to get a book deal for your tumblr blog, be thorough.

*I'm 100% sure she shops there.