pervert

Can you blame him for being proud of his sister?

[via Izismile]

"Get your own swing. This one's for Mommy."

[via Acid Cow]

"It seems you have a lump here, ma'am. Why don't you take off your shirt and let me get a better look?"

[via i-a-b]

First statues start molesting humans.  Now humans are molesting statues.  When will the madness end??

[via I Am Bored / context]

Sure, guys grab her boobs a lot. But sometimes I think she brings it on herself.

[via i-a-b]

Of course Barney's a perv.  He spends all his time playing with little children!

You don't have to be Jerry Sandusky to put the pieces together on this one.

[via IAB]

…that makes you want to send her pictures of your schlong.

Did I just refer to a cameo Brett Favrah made 12 years ago? You better believe it.

That reference is only half as outdated as his football career.

[via The DW]

I taught this fox everything he knows about being perverted.

Creepy look in the eyes.  Check.
Ears angled outward ever so suggestively.  Check.
Tongue pressed hard against the glass.  Check.

The key is you have to get totally into it mentally.  You have to be thinking, Yeah, this is for you, bitch.

The term "bitch" being especially apropos in this situation.

It also probably helps that he has "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner blaring at maximum volume in the background.

[via Julia Segal]

Link:

There it is. Now you've seen it.

No more entries will be taken for creepiest thing ever because we've already found it.

Don't bother sending in that video you made of a clown eating a baby. You know, that video you made. Well, it's not creepier than this.

I'm going to douse my eyeballs in Purell now.