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As They Say, "TGICLVC"

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 19, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Thank God It's A Cat Licking A Vacuum Cleaner."

[via College Humor]thumbcatvac

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We Wore The Same Thing, How Embarrassing

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

dalmationowner

He's not really sniffing that pole. He's just pretending not to know his owner.

[via Acid Cow]

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Don't You Like Crowded Public Places, Mr. Whiskers?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

catmall

To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

[via Acid Cow]

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24 Seconds Of Dogs Wearing Cowboy Hats

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

[via SmallDogBreed]THUMBdoghats

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When Does This Movie Come Out

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

[via Acid Cow]

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I'm Glad Every Animal I Own Dies Immediately

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

[via Fail Blog]

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petkeeper

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pets

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too many animals

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America, We Have Heard Your Cries

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

[via I Am Bored]

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petting

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I Like Your Stance On Pets Wearing Sunglasses

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

Whoa: a dog with his own driver? You've got my vote!

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Monday.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

Coming at you like two asshole dogs with a belt.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Down, Boy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2012 at 10:00AM

Not one time do they specify if Christian Grey is human.

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