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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Should I feel bad for beating my meat to this?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Austin F. Cooper.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Those vegetarians look an awful lot like lesbians.

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Pamela Anderson Looks Yummy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 21, 2010 at 10:00AM

"I'm confused. Are we supposed to really want to eat her or not really want to eat her?" -You

[via twbe]

Can't Kiss This Kitten

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 18, 2010 at 11:00AM

Yeah, well maybe that kitten has seen the results of her AIDS test.

Call PETA!

[via BuzzFeed]

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Cat Opens Food Jar — A How To Guide

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2009 at 12:00PM

I'm easily impressed by Internet cat videos, but this one just doesn't do it for me.  Because ANYONE could teach their cat how to open a jar of food!  In fact, I'm going to tell you the steps how to do it right now.

STEP #1: Get as many cats as possible
STEP #2: Starve your cats for a minimum of 23 days
STEP #3: Taunt your starving cats by placing a completely full jar of food in front of them
STEP #4: Set up your Flip cam and let the fun begin

Like a million starving monkeys at a million typewriters, one of these cats is bound to discover the new found ability to open a jar deep within its survival instincts.

HOWEVER, if your cats are unable to open the jar, try following these three additional steps.

STEP #5: Get a good lawyer
STEP #6: Find a quiet safe house where you can hide out for about 7 months while this whole debacle blows over with PETA
STEP #7: Repeat Steps 1 – 4

[via Buzzfeed]

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Animals With Casts

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 13, 2009 at 10:00AM

It seems like silly photo blogs are all the rage these days- sometimes they flourish and get a book deal, and sometimes, not so much.  "Animals With Casts" seems like an interesting idea for a blog, but how many people actually have pictures of animals with casts?  Plus, it's cute for a second, until you realize all of these animals have been terribly injured somehow.  Seems like an idea that's bound to run out of steam.  That is, of course, unless the person is so hellbent on getting a book deal he starts breaking their tiny animal legs in order to get more pics.  

Oh, that was terrible.  But animals with casts are pretty adorable…

pug

Come on with this pug!

My Two Dads and Possum!

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 8, 2009 at 6:00PM

possum

The great thing about being online is you get to see pictures of families who pose with their dinner and probably won't own a computer for generations and generations to come.  

Interestingly enough, I think PETA, the gay marriage rights people and the KKK are all using this photo for promotional purposes.

[via Awkward Family Photos]

Chicken?

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 2, 2009 at 4:00PM

later

You can look at this popular pic from Dump.com and make fun of the funny look on the protester?s face and the guy with the chicken who?s mocking everything these people stand for, OR you can focus on the dude eyeing the chicken and make it racist.

You decide, and I?ll judge you.

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