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I'm Glad Every Animal I Own Dies Immediately

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Fun fact: he has the opposite problem with women. Thank you, good night!

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Leashes Are Expensive

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sure, this seems weird, until you realize that dog is dead.

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OK, Who Put LSD In My Cat's Fancy Feast?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

This cat does a spot-on impression of my dad since the accident.

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America, We Have Heard Your Cries

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

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You're Next, Pal

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's less sweet when you realize his nails are digging into the dog's skull.

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Give That A** A Prize

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 23, 2012 at 5:00PM

"You know that guy I made out with on Halloween? He turned out to be a real dog anus."

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wig

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A Guy, A Douche, And A Reptile

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't believe this photo isn't a CBS sitcom yet.

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Gettin' Things Done

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

Tell this cat to stop stealing my signature move.

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The Fresh Fish of Bel-Air

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 12, 2012 at 3:00PM

 

FACT: This goldfish will live longer than most rappers.

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This Person Has Had a Lot of Pets Die

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 26, 2012 at 4:00PM

May they all rest in peace. Except Mossblanket. Eff that kitten.

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