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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Any Ladies Care To Shovel My Dick?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."

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Kayla's Making Mommy's Present This Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

The brioche at that bakery is always hard.

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