philadelphia

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

First, the good news: Yes, there will be some Halloween-themed videos tonight.

But sorry, Nate, Daniel will not be wearing Temple University's cherry and white.

Though that would have been fitting for Halloween being that I've never been anywhere scarier than North Philly.

To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

But if you had to guess which Casey Anthony was more likely to be a murderer, you'd totally guess this guy… amirite!?

Because he's FROM PHILADELPHIA… AMIRITE?!?!

See, I can make that joke because I'm from Philadelphia so I know a lot of people who are murderers.

[via The Daily What]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Philly Taze Fan
• This week's Video Breakdown featured a 7-11 hit & run
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a big pinky
• Daniel parodied a fire-filled slam dunk contest
• A recent campaign says that "It Gets Better" but we think actually "It Gets Way Worse"
• And we looked at your Yelp reviews of Daniel's new bakery. (Plus see all the reviews by visiting Tosh.Dough on Yelp!)

Lastly, you can check out every single source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

Philadelphians are such dicks.

[via Reddit]

I saw this screenshot from a Phillies game on the Internet and, as a Philadelphia native, my first thought was, "Wow, I'm surprised every picture of people hanging out in Philly doesn't have a sleazy guy grabbing some chick's breast in it."

Philly!  Yuengling!  Titties!

[via Naughty Bits]

I remember this game…  I always thought it was weird how the only way to reach the end was to die of AIDS.

[via Julia Segal]

The video above, taken at last week's playoff clinching Eagles win over the not-so-great San Francisco 49ers, has recently become popular on CollegeHumor.

We could play dumb and say we're shocked at the Philadelphia fans behavior, but as anyone who has ever been to an NFL game in Philly — or pretty much anywhere on the East coast, for that matter — knows, this is par for the course.

Yes, I'm quite pleased when team spirit from the away fans and sportsmanship by the home team combine into a perfect harmony of incident-free game-viewing enjoyment.

But once you throw alcohol and snow into the mix, things are bound to turn south… so away fans, be smart.

You wouldn't walk into Blood territory dressed all in blue.  You wouldn't walk into a shooting range dressed as a target.  You wouldn't jump into a bear cage dressed as a prime rib dinner.

It's almost playoff time.  Be discrete at away games.  Don't wear team jerseys.  Root on the inside, not the outside.  And if you must get intoxicated on alcohol, drink enough so you won't feel the blunt trauma of being hit with flying objects until you roll out of bed the next morning.

Home fans: Keep bringing the Flip cam with you so we all can enjoy the senseless brutality.  And just like these guys did, be sure to never turn the camera on yourself to avoid jail time.  Well done.

[via BuzzFeed]

On Monday night, the Philadelphia Phillies eeked out a win in game four of the MLB NCLS playoffs against the Los Angeles Dodgers with a walk-off two run double in the bottom of the ninth by Phillies short-stop Jimmy Rollins.

If that big hit got you excited, you're in famous company: As you can see in the video above, turns out mobster Henry Hill is a huge fan of the Phightins.

Okay, sure, anyone who knows movies can tell you this video is just a scene from Goodfellas with a well placed audio overdub.  Ray Liotta isn't yelling for Jimmy Rollins; he's yelling for Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro's character in the movie).

But I don't think it's too far fetched to believe that when the Phillies won that game there were some happy mobsters out there somewhere.  Probably more than a couple.  You been to South Philly?  Lotta Italians down there.

Ay, yo, I'm not suggesting anything, alright.  Next cheesesteak is on me, guys!  Don't worry about it.

This video someone caught of two prairie dogs "kissing" at the Philadelphia Zoo earlier this year totally pissed me off.

I went on three dates with that prairie dog on the left and she never onceput out.  And every time we went out, I paid for all her broadleaf forbs.  Ridiculous.

Had a total ego problem too.  She wouldn't shut up about how she met Dramatic Chipmunk at a bar in Cherry Hill.  Screw that!

Now I have to see her plastered all over the Internet just making out with some random squirrel.  It'll be awhile before I get over this one.