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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Oopsie Daisy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

copfall

"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

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It's Rough Being Awesome

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

"OK, time to go deliver a baby while playing Words With Friends."

[via Acid Cow]

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Savin' Soulz, TTYL :P

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

[via Prochan]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

My parents are dead, you insensitive piece of shit.

Fan Favorites: Calling ASU Girls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 10, 2012 at 6:00PM

I love virgins too, Sean. Looking at them.. not sleeping with them.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Omg! Your Head Totally Matches My Phone!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

And my vagina.

[via No Way Girl]

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Have You Guys Seen My Phone?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, we're lying on it." -Dog balls.

[via Fail Nation]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Tribal Talk

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

For English, press the hieroglyph of a bear paw……

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tribal Talk

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 11, 2012 at 4:00PM


The only person in the world still using pay phones, besides Adam Levine.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Antonio Scorza/AFP/Getty Images]

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Just Charging the Phone

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2012 at 11:00AM

There's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head.

[via IAB]

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