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This Phone Smells Like Musty Vinegar

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

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Try to resist giving them a lick mid-phone call. That plastic is actually highly toxic.

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Should've Hit Ignore

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

And it killed her?! Damn, don't answer when Jesus calls.

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The Things We Do To Retrieve Our Phones

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

You think it's stupid, but KYLE COULD HAVE TEXTED HER WHILE IT WAS DOWN THERE, so now you get it.

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Hello? Please Hold. Hello? Please Hold.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

If you're wondering why it takes forever for airlines to take your call, it's because they're talking to their mom while checking the balance of a Starbucks card.

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Multitasking At Its Finest

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

"I should probably call the fire department xoxo"

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