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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

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"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

[via UberHumor]

Tori Spelling's family does everything together.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

[via Cherryplucker]

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

[via The Chive]

Rollercoasters are a lot like seeing your first pair of tits. The line takes FOREVER and before you know it you've splooged your jean shorts. Does that analogy work? Oh well, time for lunch!

[via Acid Cow]

Stop flailing. You're gonna come out blurry.

[via UberHumor]

And he doesn't look anything like Rodney Dangerfield.

[via Imgur]

"This isn't what it looks like. I'm actually masturbating."

[via Cherryplucker]