photo

He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.

[via It Makes No Sense]

"Coke? What coke? No there wasn't any coke otherwise we would have it don't you think we'd have it if there was any it's not like we put it in our noses or anything LOL no seriously I was kidding there wasn't any we recovered none from the scene."

[via The Chive]

Really, Tina? Pigtails?? Mortifying.

[via Sketchy Santas]

'Cause I'm going for the one whose head is a lantern.

[via Izismile]

"Okay fine, ONE more photo before I wipe."

[via Izismile]

2,882 days ago, these women were having a great time.

[via Uber Humor]

She's being interviewed about what it's like to blow Ronald McDonald.

[via Izismile]

It's so much cheaper to take Grandma on vacation now that she's losing it.

[via Izismile]

This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

[via Izismile]

John and Ian see your "we're not related" shenanigans and they raise you a couple of adoring side glances.

They're not related either. But they do share a bed.

[via Laugh At Your Problems]