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I totally know where she's coming from.  That's exactly how I felt the first time they let the bloggers meet Daniel Tosh.

[via F you. No, f me.]

…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

So don't worry about me taking a picture of your crotch.

[via The Chive]

I can't say for sure but I think the San Francisco Chronicle might like this clip from Tuesday night's episode of Tosh.0.

[via BuzzFeed]

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Krystal in response to Tough Day On The Job. (That's a picture of a local news station's coverage of a fire with the on-screen caption "Firefighters to deal with not just the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating".) Anyway.

KRYSTAL: Yes. What time?

When life hands you water, inflate a raft.

[via The High Def]

Don't teach her English or she'll have to walk around shirtless.

[via Chive]

Shane: National Honors Society Member, Spanish Club President, and, most likely, editor of the yearbook.

We're thankful you made it, man.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Wrapping the child after it's born accomplishes very little in the way of birth control.

[via @hannibalburess]

Seriously? Where is this taken?? Are you some sort of idiot??? It's a painting!

[via Reddit]

She's exercising her right to bear arms.

Get it? GET IT?!?

[via TBT]