photobomb

One child's arm is another man's tiny dick.

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I was all like, "One day I will photobomb the President." And they were all like, "Don't hold your breath."

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Hey look — a bitch playing with her bitch and a bum playing with his bum!

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There's a one in, one out policy at the bar.

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Now you just have to hope the TV won't tell anyone it knows you're secretly a man.

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"You know how you always want me to look at your baby?  Well, how about YOU look at your stupid fucking baby!  Forever!  Because I'm going to shove it in all your fucking photos!!  How does that feel?!?

"Oh!  You love it?!  Because you love your baby?!  I HATE YOU!"

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Have you ever felt like a choice you made early in your career came back to f*** you in the ass?

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I'm sure he'll grow up to be a very well-rounded adult.

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"Look, whatever you do, when you take the picture, just make sure a fish isn't swimming in between the camera and my head so that when the picture comes out it looks like I have the head of a fish."

"Come on.  That seems highly unlike–"

"JUST DO IT, MAN!  JUST MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!"

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Insert joke about how the horse is the best looking one in the photo and whatnot.

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